If you know my nephew you will totally picture him doing this.
He did pretty well during the night. My sister stayed with him and she said he was pretty restless and woke very frequently. He had so much pain medication on board that he wakes but doesn't remember anything from when he was awake. My sister said he usually doesn't open his eyes he just kind of stirs, removes his oxygen, scratches his face (itching from the pain meds), and asks "when are they taking the catheter out?" They tell him the same thing every time, "I don't know Michael, maybe tomorrow." She said that he did the same things and asked the same question every time he woke. She said it was like "50 First Dates" all night long. At one point she said that the nurse came in to do his vitals and of course woke him. He didn't open his eyes he just removed his oxygen, scratched his face, and asked the all important question to the nurse, "When will my catheter be removed?" She paused a minute and said "Well..............from your................penis." ..................................................Michael opens his eyes as wide as can be .........................and looks straight at her................................and says, "I am only half stupid..............................I know WHERE the catheter is.......................................... I want to know WHEN you are going to remove it"
He did pretty well during the night. My sister stayed with him and she said he was pretty restless and woke very frequently. He had so much pain medication on board that he wakes but doesn't remember anything from when he was awake. My sister said he usually doesn't open his eyes he just kind of stirs, removes his oxygen, scratches his face (itching from the pain meds), and asks "when are they taking the catheter out?" They tell him the same thing every time, "I don't know Michael, maybe tomorrow." She said that he did the same things and asked the same question every time he woke. She said it was like "50 First Dates" all night long. At one point she said that the nurse came in to do his vitals and of course woke him. He didn't open his eyes he just removed his oxygen, scratched his face, and asked the all important question to the nurse, "When will my catheter be removed?" She paused a minute and said "Well..............from your................penis." ..................................................Michael opens his eyes as wide as can be .........................and looks straight at her................................and says, "I am only half stupid..............................I know WHERE the catheter is.......................................... I want to know WHEN you are going to remove it"
My sister said they were hysterical. There was a male aide also in the room at that time and he couldn't stop laughing. too funny. Laughter is good medicine!!
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LMAO...THat is the funniest!!!
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